(10:20:02 AM) M: what if digg or reddit are just huge ID theft machines?
(10:20:08 AM) M: lol.
(10:20:08 AM) J: hehe
(10:20:15 AM) M: perfect front.
(10:20:28 AM) M: you post all these opinions... little tidbits... etc
(10:21:57 AM) J: "CBS News has just learned that Reddit and Digg, two very popular websites, are actually just CIA companies. Our sources indicate that 90% of users use the same password everywhere. So by creating an account on one of these two sites, you're giving them access to your shit. Folks, we have to --- what's this? Something's happening in the stud---"
The station goes to commercial.
(10:22:17 AM) M: lol
(10:22:34 AM) M: xkcd, you are our only hope.
(10:22:44 AM) J: Randall Munroe is the new John Connor.
(10:23:11 AM) J: CIA man: "Where is Randal Munroe?"
(10:23:33 AM) M: FREE RANDAL!
(10:24:18 AM) J: Why do all CIA agents are in black suits? They come off an assembly line.
(10:24:57 AM) M: robot attacks will avoid black-suited humanoids.
(10:26:05 AM) J: And only one man stands between the CIA and our shit.
(10:26:31 AM) J: This would make a nice movie. "Randall Munroe: The Reckoning"

(10:31:59 AM) J: You go ahead. The world is your stage and you are the actor.
(10:32:23 AM) J: And the director
(10:33:43 AM) M: i am more of a prop guy really...
(10:34:06 AM) M: all the world is an illusion
(10:34:11 AM) M: of facade data holders
(10:35:36 AM) J: Actually, I'm not an illusion. I'm 100% pure bread.
(10:35:48 AM) J: Baked right here, in the real world.
(10:36:20 AM) M: is the world a cooking show?
(10:36:58 AM) J: Only at terminal velocity.